rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

fangirl221b:

raaynee:

breakcorechoirboy:

I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is

ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE

REASONABLY-PRICED SARCASM

thearbiter:

.. ☆ . +.。 . . . . . 。 ゚。, ☆ ゚. + 。 ゚ ,。 . 。 , .。゚ 。 ゚ . +。 ゚ * 。. , 。゚ +. 。*。 ゚. . . . …, 。SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­­­­AAAAAAAAAACCE + ゚ 。 。゚ . ゚。, ☆ * 。゚. o, 。 . + ゚ 。 。゚ . ゚。, ☆ * 。゚.

perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

tittily:

venomxblast:

inceptionisntimpossible:

more-than-one:

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Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

bless your soul

you beautiful perfect being

IM SO RELIEVED

690,637 plays

mc-jaeger:

kagays:

pjberri:

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I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

that took a turn i was not expecting

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

shimmerysparkles:

This is the last guy that messed up my petunias. 

shimmerysparkles:

This is the last guy that messed up my petunias. 

shuttlecock-blocked:

september 30th

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october 1st 

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blackfire5561:

The skeletons have arrived

blackfire5561:

The skeletons have arrived