my follower count is my birth year
did you know jesus personally?
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
．. ☆ . ＋.。 . ． . . ． 。 ﾟ。, ☆ ﾟ. ＋ 。 ﾟ ,。 . 。 , .。ﾟ 。 ﾟ . +。 ﾟ * 。. , 。ﾟ +. 。*。 ﾟ. . . ． …, 。SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCE ＋ ﾟ 。 。ﾟ . ﾟ。, ☆ * 。ﾟ. o, 。 . ＋ ﾟ 。 。ﾟ . ﾟ。, ☆ * 。ﾟ.
little blood orange riding hood
Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.
Has now been broken.
Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~
bless your soul
you beautiful perfect being
IM SO RELIEVED
I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS
that took a turn i was not expecting
I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.
Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.
I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”
This is the last guy that messed up my petunias.
The skeletons have arrived